miércoles, 9 de junio de 2010

Lativos



-Cuando quiera referirse usted a mí, haga el favor de utilizar unicamente los superlativos.
-Sí, Señor.
-¿Queda claro?
-Sí, Señor. Entonces supongo que usted se referirá a mí usando sólo los lativos.
-¿Cómo dice?
-Pues que al ser usted un ser superior y yo por el contrario sólo un ser, sería necesario eliminar el "super" de usted hacia mí en nuestro tratamiento diario, Señor.
-¡Haga ahora mismo el favor de explicarme que cojones es un lativo o tendré que explicarle yo a usted en que consiste una lavativa!

6 comentarios:

  1. Jajajajajaja,Seguro que lativo quere decir algo en Latín, pero vai ti saber o qué...

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  2. xa che digo, seguro que significa "lácteo" :P

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